Being fairly endowed up top (not that I want you to think I’m a Dolly Parton impersonator – I’m an average sized D-cup), I’ve never been tempted into buying Chicken Fillets to boost my bust, but I’ve just read a story that made me chuckle on What Can I Wear?. An excerpt:
I popped into my local Sommerfield the other day and when I reached the check-out the shop assistant had tears running down her face and was doubled up laughing.
There were two men in front of me who were looking slightly embarassed. When my turn came I could see what was causing all the fuss.